It’s a little sad how much career motivation I get from the hope that I may book a job someday wherein i’ll get to make out with Elijah Wood
— mary kate wiles (@mkwiles) November 15, 2013
SHOUT OUT to @keenertaylor who said "yes" when I asked her if she'd marry me four years ago today! Very thankful she did!
— Josh Taylor (@joshtaylor388) November 15, 2013
Kid names: Jedediah Earnest Beefo Scarf Sandy Plankton Alphabet (abc for short) Jedediah Green Gables Red Light Saber Red Life Saver Tito
— Bethany Kennan (@bethanykennan) November 16, 2013
*Grandma tells dad what to do* Dad:Do you think you're my mom or something? G: I am. at least I think I am Dad:You are G:Then I agree. I am.
— Amy Taylor (@Messy_Sister) November 16, 2013
"C'mon Adam... Ant-eater? Fly? You can't just name them what they are doing at that second." "Look, I came up with rhinoceros, okay? Chill."
— Back Row Baptist (@BackRowBaptist) November 17, 2013
Whenever you see a smiling child, remember: she's never read a comment in her life, and she's doing just fine.
— Don't Read Comments (@AvoidComments) November 17, 2013
Well sure Dr Seuss it's easy to rhyme when you make up your own words
— Annemarie Brown (@AdmiralAkbrown) November 17, 2013
Miracle Rubber-band shot. https://t.co/80xJylKlz9
— Josh Taylor (@joshtaylor388) November 18, 2013
I started watching Chuck on Netflix, so I guess I'll just never be productive again.
— Sara Burtt (@saraburtt) November 18, 2013
welcome to map club the first rule of map cl whats that? no sorry this is not fight club ok see you are here you actually want to be over h
— Smash Mouth Fan (@HumanPog) November 20, 2013
"Heres your social security card, you need it forever! Its made of paper, don't laminate it. Good luck."
— Jes (@ohjesly) November 20, 2013
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